TOASTER FOODS

Introduction

The Golden-Brown Age of Toast
A 6000-year history

Nothing MoreThan Fillings
The true story of Pop Tarts;
Toaster Pastry Facts

Mutant Spawns of Pop Tarts
Strange and failed toaster foods

Who Stole the Pop Tarts?

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Recipes for your toaster

Plugged-in Toasters
Links to other toaster-related sites

Best Thing since Sliced Bread
Eggos; Lenders' Bagels; Thomas' English Muffins



Who stole the PoP Tarts?

 





 
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Recipes for your toaster

Sure, you can just pop a pre-fab treat into the toaster, but think of the pride in building your own toaster-food concoction.

Our favorites tend toward the easy cuisine of our old colleague, Chef Aldo of the Couch Potatoes. For example, here's one of his we like for long nights in front of the tube.

COFFEE CRYSTAL SANDWICH
SWISS TOAST
Representing most of the major food groups (carbohydrates, sugar, salt, fat, and caffeine), the Coffee Crystal Sandwich is a great pick me up.
  • Toast 2 slices of Wonder Bread.
  • Squeeze generous dollop of liquid Parkay on one
  • Sprinkle a teaspoon or two of Folgier’s Coffee Crystals
  • Add Sugar and Cremora to taste
  • Cover with second slice of bread
  • Massage bread slightly to mix ingredients

Voila!

You’ve heard of French Toast, of course, but this is something different. Prepare bread and recipe as in first recipe, but replace coffee crystals with Nestle’s Quik.

If that doesn’t keep you yodeling into the night, we don’t know what will.

Okay, so these are a little too outré for you? Well, for slightly more conventional toaster delights, try Dr. Toast's Tasty Toast Recipes.
http://www.drtoast.com/recipes.html

While you're there, check out his amazing list of toast and toast links:
http://www.drtoast.com/toastlinks.html

"Every slice of bread, no matter how airy, white and characterless, offers the golden promise of toast."
— Alan Burdick, New York Times




Illustration by 19th cent. poet and humorist Edward Lear



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