Posted by Syrah Merlot on 2001/04/16 20:37:35 GMT-4
You don't have to actually go to the White House Easter Egg Roll with snotty-nosed kid in hand to get an official White House Easter Egg (or Passover Ovum, if you prefer). It was rained out this year for the first time in history anyway, more evidence that the gods are angry about the imposter anti-president who's living there.
You can buy the eggs--going back five years--from the White House on-line gift shop for a relatively low price. Check it out here: